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The Britney Spears trainwreck continues. When she isn't eating, then throwing up, then eating, then throwing up, then drinking, then throwing up, then crying, then throwing up, she's flashing the only orfice on her body that can still carry a tune - albeit flat and off key. So what do the tabloids have to say about this new body part? Celebrity Ho Bag Magazine* raves about Britney Spears' vagina, calling it a sleezy but talented vegas lounge singer with a passion for tuna fish sandwiches!

In all seriousness, Britney Spears single-handedly keeps this blog in business. Without the lips, we don't get clicks! In this new set of photos, the Trailer Park Magazine* 2008 Mother of the Year flashes a vertical smile when stepping out of her new Chrysler Seabring.

*Note: Celebrity Ho Bag and Trailer Park Magazine are fictional :)

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Here is the close up...

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Proof that Britney Spears goes shopping for underwear at Walmart. I feel sorry for that car seat...

America's favorite sex tape stars Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson partied it up -- and put their mouths on each other -- at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas this weekend. Anyone smell a reconciliation?!


These two are definitely giving Sam and Lindsay some competition for the "break-up and make-up" record.

Sources tell us Paula Abdul will make a deal with "American Idol" if the price is right -- and we're told that price is $10 million a year.

We've already reported well-connected "Idol" sources say they haven't closed the door on bringing Paula back for season 9. We're told they have not communicated with Abdul since she tweeted her goodbye, and auditions start Friday -- without Paula.

But here's the deal. Our sources say Paula was not happy with the "Idol" offer but willing to sign -- just days before her deal-breaking tweet. She had a sudden change of heart, largely because she felt "disrespected" by "Idol" execs who had offered Simon and Ryan a lot more than they offered her. We're told the show offered her around $4 million a year.

In the end, we're told the magic number is $10 mil. If "Idol" antes up, they can buy a loose cannon.

**Check out yesterday's TMZ Live -- when Harvey and Charles answered your questions about Paula's fate and Debbie Rowe showing up to Dr. Arnie Klein's office again.

It looks like the insurance policy taken out on Michael Jackson to cover tens of millions of dollars in losses in the event of the singer's death may be a bust.

The Lloyd's of London policy -- taken out by AEG in case Jackson didn't perform his London concerts -- did not cover death related to illegal drug use. According to the policy, obtained by the L.A. Times, "This insurance does not cover any loss directly or indirectly arising out of, contributed, to, by or resulting from ... the illegal possession or illicit taking of drugs and their effects."

As we first reported, authorities believe the powerful anesthetic Propofol caused Michael Jackson's death. Although the drug is legal, it should never be administered at someone's home, according to all the medical professionals with whom we've spoken. That could constitute an "illicit" use and, depending on how the prescription was written, an illegal use as well.

And, according to the Times, the policy only covered losses as the result of an accident. The only way the policy would have covered death is if a second physical had been performed on Jackson -- and it wasn't. And, even if a second physical was performed, it almost certainly would not cover the circumstances surrounding Jackson's death.

The policy covered $17.5 million. AEG reportedly claims it's in the hole $30 mil.

UPDATE: Sources familiar with the insurance policy tell us ... if proceeds are recovered they would all go directly to Jackson's estate. We're told Katherine was given a copy of the policy yesterday.

We're also told the physical performed on Michael back in early February in connection with the policy was hand-picked by the insurance company -- not AEG. Our sources say the 4-hour exam -- which was performed in L.A. by Dr. David Slavit -- included blood work. The policy was issued in mid-April.

A mighty shocking autopsy report concludes cocaine contributed to the sudden death of pitchman Billy Mays back in June.

The report, which was released today, lists "cocaine use" as a contributing cause of death -- along with hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease.

A Hillsborough County press release says "from the presence of metabolites of cocaine and the absence of cocaine itself, it was concluded that Mr. Mays used cocaine in the few days prior to his death but not immediately prior to death."

Mays died in his sleep on June 28 at his home in Florida.

UPDATE: Official documents show the following drugs were in Mays' system -- hydrocodone (Vicodin), oxycodone (painkiller), alprazolam (Xanax), nordiazepam (Valium), benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). Ethanol -- alcohol -- was also in Mays' system.

Fear not Aerosmith fans, the 'Demon of Screamin' is alive and kickin' -- at least according to Steven Tyler's daugher.

Tyler's daughter Mia just gave TMZ one of the greatest statements we've ever received from anyone -- describing Steven's condition after that nasty fall he took on stage the other night:

"THE DEMON OF SCREAMIN IS NOT DEAD.

Yes it's true my dad walked the wrong way and landed on his head. He broke his left shoulder and had to get a few stitches on his noggin.

He is now at home resting and will be back on his feet just as soon as he can to rock the world once more."

...and that is how you write a frickin' statement!!!!

A pair of construction workers claim they are the real biggest losers -- because mega-trainer Jillian Michaels stiffed them on some work they did.

According to two small claims lawsuits filed last month, Michaels -- best known a personal trainer on "The Biggest Loser" -- failed to pay nearly $10,000 in construction costs on her house in Los Angeles.

The work included extensive work to the pool -- including the installation of a salt water chlorinator, a heater and lighting.

Both sides are due in court next month.